Author Archives: theproclamationsofayoungopiumeater

Hello you lot, So it is somehow now March. My sister turned 20 yesterday apparently whilst drinking with the entire England rugby team somewhere near her home of Oxford University. Makes you think about parallels, or it certainly makes me … Continue reading →

HI THERE! I shaved my head just after my last blog, about 3 weeks ago… by accident. I thought the clipper attachment was far, far longer than it was, and in the middle of the night in front of a … Continue reading →

Hi there you lot, This year is already totally ridiculous. I am working on so many different projects my head is going to explode. At the same time I am also trying to see at least one show a week … Continue reading →

Hi there. So on Thursday morning on my daily commute at around half eight I had to squeeze myself onto the central line at Bethnal Green. It was insanely tight in there and I was squished up against a tiny … Continue reading →

Well here we go. It’s the second week of 2011, so happy new year to all of you. I hope it’s a better year than the last one for many reasons. I can’t complain about my rubbish 2010 too much … Continue reading →